Tuesday, June 21, 2011


by : teguh wahyudi


You know you making a monster
when you taught an elementary student
to cheat
to become
a cheater
For the reputation of school name
You think it's okay to give them
the answer
and forced them
to tell their friends
GOD what went wrong with this country
Is that bad our mentality ?
when they see the reality
and taught to do anything
even the worst one
to pass the exam
and "they" is only 12 years old
I don't know how they achieve
what they want
in 21 years old


My childhood......
Every morning I have to get up early and catch up the vehicle to go to school
cause, the fee is very cheap..at the time the vehicle driver usually just passes me...and choose the working people. So, I usually arrive at school in last minutes.

I remember I have a bestfriend, but sadly she's unfortunate one. Her daddy is a mechanic man while her mom always taking care her and her siblings. But, at the time I do remember too, when I felt, she's maybe don't have a lot of money...but sure she have mom at home, everyday in her life. I am not...my parents both are an army.

And, how naughty I am, when my dad always tell that I have to taking a nap. But I always run into the rice field, play with my friends until a half an hour before my dad at home..and I am pretend that I am taking a nap. And my dad got me :)

Or when my told me to take a nap, but I go to the cattle breeding instead. And, suddenly out of nowhere a wild monkey bite my foot. At the time I scare more to my dad, than my wound. My dad is so mad at me :(

I have a lot of boy friend than a girl. Maybe because I have my elder sister, that we didn't get along so well that day. So everyday I play soccer in the rice field, or catch a frog or an eel.

When the holiday came, the rice field change to a fair, a lots of entertainment and playground. At the time of course I don't have any money to get in there. But the ticket seller flirt with my maid, so every night in every year I can get in there, watch every game....FREE

It's a glimpse of my childhood memories...it still makes me smile for more than 25 years.... XOXO

Saturday, June 11, 2011

body art

unusual body art


maybe, my country is one of the heaven place
for corruptor
they can take as much as they want
when they get caught
they just say sick
and voila......
they out of jail
or they can bribe the officer
so in the night, they can back home
or....they can go around the world

sometimes, they say that they got alzheimer
after they say that
they nowhere to be found

I dont know
why this country is so sick

Thursday, June 9, 2011


first lesson
everybody should know
before they made up their mind
to have sex, or make love
or get laid

and keep it that in mind
though you're horny
while you're reading it

having sex not make you an adult
but make you more responsible with your life
and condom not making this problem much easier
it just avoid you from getting STD
maybe a child too

richard :)

Thanks GOD
YOU sent me 
the right man


a lesson

an important lesson
that this nation
urgently need


cause I think
no one have it
nobody feel ashamed
when they make mistakes
they deny everything
and blame everybody elses

anybody or animal or alien
who can teach the leader of the nation of


quote of the day

Monday, June 6, 2011


all I do is covering my head
with hijab
and suddenly I'm surrounded
with eyes that so suspicious to me
it's like I brought a bomb
or a sword inside my hijab
why don't you understand
that hijab not a sign
that we are a terorist
I've had enough with that look

this a piece of cloth
is a part of the faith
to covered our head

and whoever wore hijab
and turn herself to be a terrorist
maybe you should find why she do that
but not judge us the same
and treated us badly
we're still human

and stop spread that prejudice
we're not maniac
we just wore it
nothing else...

being huge

are you disturbed by this view ?
I do, I can't stand look at it more than 3 seconds
And sorry for viewing this picture, girl or lady
But this reality makes me understand
that being huge or fat
not a beauty problem
cause if we cut the head only
I believe this girl or lady is very beautiful
but this is about being healthy
no matter how you comfort
but being fat isn't health
and the right way to become beauty
is not by liposuction
or gastric by pass
Do it in healthy way
exercise and eat healthy

I know this sound crap
but looking that picture
make everyone realize
don't you ???

Saturday, June 4, 2011


hell yeah :p


this is education means in my country
for student who genius
but don't have any money
it force them to get educated anywhere they can
unfortunately, no one gives a shit
actually these ruins was a school
sadly, budget for maintenance
is gone like a ghost
so we are forced to get education in ruins
sometimes, not all, the educator
treated us badly
they slap, pinch, or another violence acts
or the educator will nice as an angel
when they gave us the answer
for the final exam
they just don't realize
actually they create us to be a corruption monster
that will do anything just to achieve something

once again
this is 
(believe it or not)



~ Greedy ~
~ Robbery ~
~ Disgusting ~
~ A Vulture ~
~ Take advantage from disaster ~
~ Do not have compassion ~
~ Fraud ~
~ Neglectful ~
~ Crook ~
~ Guarantee the rich getting richer ~
~ And the poor became have nothing ~
~ Not pay your insurance, when you're die ~
~ Not pay your salary, when you get fired ~
~ Doesn't care about your allowance ~
~ Better you die, than you alive. It benefical ~
~ Absolutely not a GOD commandment ~
~ and Hell no, in a holy book of all religion ~

* inspired by Michael Moore *

Thursday, June 2, 2011

a boss

funny quotes :)


why we should stay away from alcohol :

I wanna have sex with person
that I know his name 

I wanna drive in one piece
and not hit someone elses

I dont wanna get a mug shot
and labeled DUI

I wanna behaved like a normal human

I dont wanna killed anyone

I dont wanna be the victim of AIDS

and lots lots reason why we should stay away from it
but above all..we dont wanna
change that beautiful girl into ....see it yourself


by: teguh wahyudi

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stop hazing

the struggle to get fix in
is sometimes horrible
sometimes not making any sense
when we with conscious
doing violence to other
I know, that we actually
do not mean to do that
but then
I saw body right there
no heart beat
and no breath
we will behind the bars
is this the right way
to make a brother or sisterhood
with violence and booze ?


Sunday, May 29, 2011


Do you want to known as a loser
hell no...
no one will

But loser is not just about weird face
ridiculous name
or you're not win a game 

Loser is....
when you gave up
when you scared about new things
when you allowed somebody
to tell you what he thinks about you
when you dont love your self
and changed it to somebody elses
when you see everything negative
when you doing all mistakes
and you busy to search somebody to blame
when you believed your self
not gonna wins anything in your life

then, you are proven to be

comedy tragedy

I wanna share my private opinion 
about comedy

it's not funny when you mocked 
their physical condition
(you're not perfect at all)

it's not funny when you pushed
others to giant things
though it's harmless
(imagine your kids pushing 
their friend to a solid table)

it's not funny when you changed
yourself into different gender
(being gay is not a joke)

it's not funny when you scream
during the show
(this is a comedy show, freak)

and absolutely not funny when you compose
all above into one comedy show
(It's a disaster show)


I watched a giant screen in front of me
they say, this is the tribe that cannibal
is in their culture
I'm so excited to listening the host
when he try to get along with them
and find out about cannibalism

We can say, that their culture is horrible
but, is it true ?
that they more horrible than us
how about the system in the country
that guaranteed the rich getting richer
and the poor getting poorer

or when we do anything we could
to knock down somebody
It might not as the same as 
we ate their flesh
but the damage is pretty the same

so whether in tribal or modern society
cannibalism became culture

Thursday, May 26, 2011

when we get old

when we get old
can we give this big smile
like a handsome old man above
I bet, this old man
really happy with his long journey
sure, there a lot mistakes
here and there
but still..in the end
he can give this smile
to the world

Can we ????
when at the same time
when we still young
it's need a big effort
to gave a sincere smile
to others

a happy aeroplane

by : teguh wahyudi

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what do you know about disability ?
somebody who cannot see 
or we called it blind
somebody who cannot hear
or we called it deaf
or somebody who loose another
part of their body

Well your perspective same with me
but one day, the fact told me
that it is wrong
I got a story when I participate
a long walk in my hood
I saw this girl with no foot
joined this event too
though she need a tool
to walk
or when I watch down syndrome kids
wearing pom pom
and starting to dance
with they passion
Are they disability or handicap
I dont think so
cause they bring they effort
to do what normal man can do
and us...or me
with this very beautiful and complete body
sometime we still complained about something

and that's what I called disability
when we struggle to do it
but we decide to give up

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

noir. inc

by : teguh wahyudi

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Perfect Leader

I miss a perfect leader
the one that gonna lead my country
with no hesitation
but doesnt have the gutt
to corrupt or cover a corruptor
who have the firm
to choose whether it is right or wrong
who have a million
of ashamed
and doesnt gave a shit
about imaging him self
always think of the people
the poor and the haves
and never of his interest
or his party
where he belong to
who always think hard
how to make this country better
and not be abused by others
and always think of our hero
give them a proper shelter

I missed that guy
from more than 300 million of people
I dont doubt, someday i found it
I hope

fair enuff

it's not i don't grateful enough to be a woman
but even another woman not fair enough to others
like, when she tells me about a man kisses another woman
and she just said that it's okay
cause it's doing by a boy
that makes me questioning
how about me that kisses another boy
will my parents slapped me
will they said that I'm embarrassing them
I know the answer
Yes they will
I take my lesson
doing wrong is not always doing mistakes
maybe, doing wrong is
take a look whose do that
and we'll figure out
whether we are right or wrong

and it's happening
in 2011
can you imagine ????

Saturday, May 21, 2011


by : teguh wahyudi

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last night would be the embarrassing moment
for us to be citizen
where man in suit
looks like
a bunch of kindergarten 
fight for a candy
and honestly...
kindergarten much better than they are
man in suit seems to forgot
what the purposes of the event
what they only remember is
they interest
they totally forgot that a lot of
children with potential
looking for what they work in

Maybe this is the right time for me to say
I'm so ashamed being Indonesian

Thursday, May 19, 2011

hell NO

hell no, better take that shit somewhere else
please, not here
you wanna know, what THAT SHIT means to me
it's about a man
that work in a, we can say
one of government institutions
what he did on you tube
is only lipsync an Indian song
that already famed by Sharukh Khan
and you know, what he gets now
not only life under microcospic 
like a celebrity
(remember me, he did not do anything
but lipsync)
and then, he got a house
just by doing that
HELL NO guys
I know a lot of real hero
deserved what he got
like a veteran
or the dont have
or somebody else but him

damn, is this the country that I lived

Wednesday, May 18, 2011


nuff said about cheater
well...you go girl !!!


whether is a white or the big one
Lie is still a lie
but who never committed to a lie
 Like when a husband told the wife
that her dishes is delicious
but it's horrible
or when your mom told that you are not gain weight
when actually you are gained 10 pounds
but, this is a white lie

I remembered met a girl
that her life is mysterious
cause we don't know is it true or not
Like, when she tell that her boyfriend died
only she told us the cemetery 
in five different places
and thats a big lie

But, how we can differenciate this
all of is a lie
when you cover it with one lie
and the rest of your life will need
a thousands lie to covered it