jump

by : teguh wahyudi

monster

You know you making a monster

when you taught an elementary student

to cheat

to become

a cheater

For the reputation of school name

You think it's okay to give them

the answer

and forced them

to tell their friends

GOD what went wrong with this country

Is that bad our mentality ?

when they see the reality

and taught to do anything

even the worst one

to pass the exam

and "they" is only 12 years old

I don't know how they achieve

what they want

in 21 years old

childhood

My childhood......

Every morning I have to get up early and catch up the vehicle to go to school

cause, the fee is very cheap..at the time the vehicle driver usually just passes me...and choose the working people. So, I usually arrive at school in last minutes.

I remember I have a bestfriend, but sadly she's unfortunate one. Her daddy is a mechanic man while her mom always taking care her and her siblings. But, at the time I do remember too, when I felt, she's maybe don't have a lot of money...but sure she have mom at home, everyday in her life. I am not...my parents both are an army.

And, how naughty I am, when my dad always tell that I have to taking a nap. But I always run into the rice field, play with my friends until a half an hour before my dad at home..and I am pretend that I am taking a nap. And my dad got me :)

Or when my told me to take a nap, but I go to the cattle breeding instead. And, suddenly out of nowhere a wild monkey bite my foot. At the time I scare more to my dad, than my wound. My dad is so mad at me :(

I have a lot of boy friend than a girl. Maybe because I have my elder sister, that we didn't get along so well that day. So everyday I play soccer in the rice field, or catch a frog or an eel.

When the holiday came, the rice field change to a fair, a lots of entertainment and playground. At the time of course I don't have any money to get in there. But the ticket seller flirt with my maid, so every night in every year I can get in there, watch every game....FREE

It's a glimpse of my childhood memories...it still makes me smile for more than 25 years.... XOXO

body art

unusual body art

corruption

maybe, my country is one of the heaven place

for corruptor

they can take as much as they want

when they get caught

they just say sick

and voila......

they out of jail

or they can bribe the officer

so in the night, they can back home

or....they can go around the world

sometimes, they say that they got alzheimer

after they say that

they nowhere to be found

I dont know

why this country is so sick

sex

first lesson

everybody should know

before they made up their mind

to have sex, or make love

or get laid

and keep it that in mind

though you're horny

while you're reading it

having sex not make you an adult

but make you more responsible with your life

and condom not making this problem much easier

it just avoid you from getting STD

maybe a child too

richard :)

Thanks GOD

YOU sent me 

the right man

XOXO

a lesson

an important lesson

that this nation

urgently need

FEELING ASHAMED

cause I think

no one have it

nobody feel ashamed

when they make mistakes

they deny everything

and blame everybody elses

so, URGENTLY NEEDED
anybody or animal or alien

who can teach the leader of the nation of

FEELING ASHAMED

quote of the day

prejudice

all I do is covering my head

with hijab

and suddenly I'm surrounded

with eyes that so suspicious to me

it's like I brought a bomb

or a sword inside my hijab

why don't you understand

that hijab not a sign

that we are a terorist

I've had enough with that look

this a piece of cloth

is a part of the faith

to covered our head

and whoever wore hijab

and turn herself to be a terrorist

maybe you should find why she do that

but not judge us the same

and treated us badly

we're still human

and stop spread that prejudice

we're not maniac

we just wore it

nothing else...

being huge

are you disturbed by this view ?

I do, I can't stand look at it more than 3 seconds

And sorry for viewing this picture, girl or lady

But this reality makes me understand

that being huge or fat

not a beauty problem

cause if we cut the head only

I believe this girl or lady is very beautiful

but this is about being healthy

no matter how you comfort

but being fat isn't health

and the right way to become beauty

is not by liposuction

or gastric by pass

Do it in healthy way

exercise and eat healthy

I know this sound crap

but looking that picture

make everyone realize

don't you ???

mom

hell yeah :p

education

this is education means in my country

for student who genius

but don't have any money

it force them to get educated anywhere they can

unfortunately, no one gives a shit

actually these ruins was a school

sadly, budget for maintenance

is gone like a ghost

so we are forced to get education in ruins

sometimes, not all, the educator

treated us badly

they slap, pinch, or another violence acts

or the educator will nice as an angel

when they gave us the answer

for the final exam

they just don't realize

actually they create us to be a corruption monster

that will do anything just to achieve something

once again

this is 

EDUCATION

(believe it or not)

capitalism

CAPITALISM is :

~ Greedy ~

~ Robbery ~

~ Disgusting ~

~ A Vulture ~

~ Take advantage from disaster ~

~ Do not have compassion ~

~ Fraud ~

~ Neglectful ~

~ Crook ~

~ Guarantee the rich getting richer ~

~ And the poor became have nothing ~

~ Not pay your insurance, when you're die ~

~ Not pay your salary, when you get fired ~

~ Doesn't care about your allowance ~

~ Better you die, than you alive. It benefical ~

~ Absolutely not a GOD commandment ~

~ and Hell no, in a holy book of all religion ~

* inspired by Michael Moore *

a boss

funny quotes :)

alcohol

why we should stay away from alcohol :

I wanna have sex with person

that I know his name 

I wanna drive in one piece

and not hit someone elses

I dont wanna get a mug shot

and labeled DUI

I wanna behaved like a normal human

I dont wanna killed anyone

I dont wanna be the victim of AIDS

and lots lots reason why we should stay away from it

but above all..we dont wanna

change that beautiful girl into ....see it yourself

bublegumpop

by: teguh wahyudi

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stop hazing

the struggle to get fix in

is sometimes horrible

sometimes not making any sense

when we with conscious

doing violence to other

I know, that we actually

do not mean to do that

but then

I saw body right there

no heart beat

and no breath

and

we will behind the bars

is this the right way

to make a brother or sisterhood

with violence and booze ?

STOP HAZING

LOSER

Do you want to known as a loser

hell no...

no one will

But loser is not just about weird face

ridiculous name

or you're not win a game 

Loser is....

when you gave up

when you scared about new things

when you allowed somebody

to tell you what he thinks about you

when you dont love your self

and changed it to somebody elses

when you see everything negative

when you doing all mistakes

and you busy to search somebody to blame

when you believed your self

not gonna wins anything in your life

then, you are proven to be

LOSER

comedy tragedy

I wanna share my private opinion 

about comedy

it's not funny when you mocked 

their physical condition

(you're not perfect at all)

it's not funny when you pushed

others to giant things

though it's harmless

(imagine your kids pushing 

their friend to a solid table)

it's not funny when you changed

yourself into different gender

(being gay is not a joke)

it's not funny when you scream

during the show

(this is a comedy show, freak)

and absolutely not funny when you compose

all above into one comedy show

(It's a disaster show)

cannibal

I watched a giant screen in front of me

they say, this is the tribe that cannibal

is in their culture

I'm so excited to listening the host

when he try to get along with them

and find out about cannibalism

We can say, that their culture is horrible

but, is it true ?

that they more horrible than us

how about the system in the country

that guaranteed the rich getting richer

and the poor getting poorer

or when we do anything we could

to knock down somebody

It might not as the same as 

we ate their flesh

but the damage is pretty the same

so whether in tribal or modern society

cannibalism became culture

when we get old

when we get old

can we give this big smile

like a handsome old man above

I bet, this old man

really happy with his long journey

sure, there a lot mistakes

here and there

but still..in the end

he can give this smile

to the world

Can we ????

when at the same time

when we still young

it's need a big effort

to gave a sincere smile

to others

a happy aeroplane

by : teguh wahyudi

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disability

what do you know about disability ?

somebody who cannot see 

or we called it blind

somebody who cannot hear

or we called it deaf

or somebody who loose another

part of their body

Well your perspective same with me

but one day, the fact told me

that it is wrong

I got a story when I participate

a long walk in my hood

I saw this girl with no foot

joined this event too

though she need a tool

to walk

or when I watch down syndrome kids

wearing pom pom

and starting to dance

with they passion

Are they disability or handicap

I dont think so

cause they bring they effort

to do what normal man can do

and us...or me

with this very beautiful and complete body

sometime we still complained about something

and that's what I called disability

when we struggle to do it

but we decide to give up

noir. inc

by : teguh wahyudi

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Perfect Leader

I miss a perfect leader

the one that gonna lead my country

with no hesitation

but doesnt have the gutt

to corrupt or cover a corruptor

who have the firm

to choose whether it is right or wrong

who have a million

of ashamed

and doesnt gave a shit

about imaging him self

always think of the people

the poor and the haves

and never of his interest

or his party

where he belong to

who always think hard

how to make this country better

and not be abused by others

and always think of our hero

give them a proper shelter

I missed that guy

from more than 300 million of people

I dont doubt, someday i found it

I hope

fair enuff

it's not i don't grateful enough to be a woman

but even another woman not fair enough to others

like, when she tells me about a man kisses another woman

and she just said that it's okay

cause it's doing by a boy

that makes me questioning

how about me that kisses another boy

will my parents slapped me

will they said that I'm embarrassing them

I know the answer

Yes they will

I take my lesson

doing wrong is not always doing mistakes

maybe, doing wrong is

take a look whose do that

and we'll figure out

whether we are right or wrong

and it's happening

in 2011

can you imagine ????

imagination

by : teguh wahyudi

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ashamed

last night would be the embarrassing moment

for us to be citizen

where man in suit

looks like

a bunch of kindergarten 

fight for a candy

and honestly...

kindergarten much better than they are

man in suit seems to forgot

what the purposes of the event

what they only remember is

they interest

they totally forgot that a lot of

children with potential

looking for what they work in

Maybe this is the right time for me to say

I'm so ashamed being Indonesian

hell NO

hell no, better take that shit somewhere else

please, not here

you wanna know, what THAT SHIT means to me

it's about a man

that work in a, we can say

one of government institutions

what he did on you tube

is only lipsync an Indian song

that already famed by Sharukh Khan

and you know, what he gets now

not only life under microcospic 

like a celebrity

(remember me, he did not do anything

but lipsync)

and then, he got a house

just by doing that

HELL NO guys

I know a lot of real hero

deserved what he got

like a veteran

or the dont have

or somebody else but him

damn, is this the country that I lived

????????